Ad Agency that crushes your current agency’s results, Not Your WALLET.
Ready To Scale Your Revenue & Profit With Direct Response Advertising?
We help epic brands scale revenue and profit by manufacturing an omnipresent customer experience with direct-response advertising and full-funnel optimization, driving long-term scalable growth.
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If We Could Help You Increase Your
Current ROAS By Just a Measly 20%
Without spending even a cent more on ads…
Would you accept that offer?
Here’s a reason why you should.
More predictable revenue.
(and… more profits!)
That’s right off the bat.
But the truth is.
After we do manage to increase your ROAS by 20 percent…
– Improve your advertisements.
– Boost click-through ratios.
– Implement quick wins.
– Increase conversions.
– Drive more revenue.
You’d actually love for us to spend more money on advertising.
Here’s why.
Boosting your ROAS by just a measly 20% allows you to profitably double, triple, or even 5X your ad spend.
That means.
You’re able to scale your customer acquisition like it’s on steroids.
When your (p)ROAS increases, it allows you to spend more to acquire new customers.
Naturally, your cost per acquisition will go up, but you’ll have generated 3x, 5x, or 10 times the customers before your profit margins even out on the front-end.
That’s where we shine and maintain high ROAS across our client portfolio.
Most agencies don’t know how to scale ad campaigns.
And no, it’s not done in the ads manager…
When you optimize your offer and marketing for higher conversion rates, order values, and high LTV loyal customers that’s where you drive true long-term scalable growth.
Yes, your margins may drop on first-time purchases.
But, your overall ROAS and profit margin will be much higher over the long term.
Plus, you’ll flood your retargeting and email lists with new traffic, leads, and customers that keep compounding and overflowing.
You’ll build a robust “cult-like” customer base.
And seize market share.
Of course, you’d love to spend more!
So, why do we do this?
That’s how we get new clients.
Just like a high-end restaurant, we’ll serve you an amuse, “on the house.”
By the law of reciprocity, you’ll spend more, tip more, and dine more frequently.
As a new client, the amuse is we’ll guarantee to increase your ROAS by 20%, on the house or you don’t pay.
Main course, we scale your paid ads.
Then you’ll want more of our services.
⏰ We'll Guarantee To Increase Your Current ROAS by at least 20% within 90 days or you DON'T PAY.
Here's How It Works
Grow your business with your own performance-based advertising partner that saves you 15+ hours a week completely hands-free.
01.
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Discovery call
On the call, we’ll go over your business—what you’re currently doing, and what you want to achieve. Together we’ll Dive deep into your funnel and current strategy. We’ll uncover bottlenecks, funnel leaks, and ‘hidden profits’ and come up with a custom growth strategy for free.
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onboarding
Our seamless onboarding process starts with In-depth market analysis and understanding your business inside out. Then we construct a custom tailored 90-day ROI-driven growth strategy which we’ll discuss on our kick-off call.
03.
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Elegant Execution
Save 15+ hours a week and watch your sales grow as we elegantly execute and optimize your full funnel ads to turn ice-cold strangers into dream clients and customers.
We’ll crush your current numbers,
Not Your WALLET.
Why You Need us
Creative Design and Copy That Converts
🥶 Ice Cold Traffic Into Raving Customers🤩
Profitably Acquire New Customers From Cold Traffic Like Crazy Through Direct Response Principles Mixed With Scroll Stopping Conversion Optimized Creative.
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Attract Better Leads
Irresistible offers, better ads and creatives attracts your best customers.
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Increase Conversions
Direct-response ad copy and follow-up that matches the behavior of your prospects throughout the funnel increase conversions.
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Kill Acquisition Cost
Strategy, great offers, combined with great copy allows you to generate higher ROAS and drop CPA’s/CAC
by up to 50%.
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Shorten the sales cycle
Better ad copy & frequent retargeting speed up the lead nurturing process by increasing familiarity & boosting trust.
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Omnipresent Positioning
Relevant cross-platform messaging allows you to differentiate and appear “everywhere.” through each stage of awareness in the funnel.
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Maximize ROI
Maximize ROAS, profit, and LTV with after-sale magnificence. Your “back end” may be 100 times more profitable than your initial sale.
OUR PROCESS
We help scale your business in 8 steps
CUTTING EDGE Full-Funnel
OMNIpresent Advertising AGENCY
Almost everything you’d want from an ad agency we already bring to the table in our
“90-day fast track.“
Research & Strategy
The game is won in the research. We'll perform deep market research and create a 90-day
ROI-driven
strategic growth plan.
Identify Targeting
We focus on siphoning customer insights for relevant and resonating messaging/targeting.
Ad Copy Development
Conversion focused direct response copy based on psychology to demand attention and hijack behaviour.
Creative Production
We'll create custom designed thumb-stopping creatives that hook attention and convert eyeballs into cash.
Low Hanging Fruit
We’ll uncover "quick wins" that'll pay for ourselves while identifying winning ads and setting everything up for long-term scalable growth.
Full Roll-Out
Our team of senior specialists set up all campaigns and have everything running on full cylinders. Turning audiences into revenue using our "Behavioral Consent method."
Conversion Optimization
GM will continuously analyze and optimize each step of the C.C.P. to boost conversion rates and drive more ROI from your existing traffic and ad spend.
Maximize Roas & Scale
We install our "Max ROAS formula" and elegantly scale winning advertising campaigns and aid in uncovering new (back-end)
growth opportunities.
WHAT SETS US APART?
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We Help You Transmute ‘Eyeballs’ Into Profit
Through The Art of Profit Alchemy
Direct response advertising for epic ecommerce brands that convert hordes of strangers into happy customers without spending even a cent more on traffic.
Profit Alchemy is a scientific advertising process that transmutes a raw intangible (attention) into something tangible (profit) with an advertising formula perfected over 10+ years to convert hordes of ‘total strangers’ into loyal long-term customers.
Attention is the currency of our time—the new gold standard.
Money follows attention.
It’s no secret that everywhere you look, you see Dwayne (The Rock) Johnson’s big bald head, even at places ‘he shouldn’t be.’
The reason? Millions of followers and daily eyeballs on his brand which he can use to manufacture piranha-like mass desire for his tequila or energy drink brand—and sell out movie theaters across the globe with one single Facebook post.
Make a movie with the same ol’ ‘generic mass accepted’ concept. Get anyone on board that drives eyeballs to the product = 💰
Or what about the “celeb PA” whose s*x tape launched her billion-dollar personal brand and ignited her reality TV show. When Kimmy K launches a new store… One Insta story. Boom! Immediate 4 BILLION DOLLAR VALUATION.
Or… Logan Paul, the famous YouTuber/influencer launches a sports drink with his buddy KSI. Instant competition for industry titans Coca-Cola and Redbull with a valuation of approx. 3.2 BILLION.
Let’s not forget about the “catch me outside girl” or the “Hawk Tuah chick”—Instant fame (and both millionaires).
All by getting and monetizing attention.
It’s the formula for success.
Listen.
You’re not The Rock, Margot Robbie, or Kim Kardashian.
But the formula for your business is the EXACT same.
Getting the right eyeballs on your brand and offers is crucial if you want to be even remotely competitive in your market.
But.
Most businesses don’t know how to 1. Drive hordes of strangers into their ecosystem and 2. Profitably convert them into (long-term) loyal customers.
And.
Most business owners focus on the wrong things to get attention:
❌ Copying their competitors’ crappy ads from “ad libraries.”
❌ Lacking the marketing and psychology knowledge and skill to profitably drive and convert traffic into customers.
❌ Falling for ‘the next big flashy thing.’ Insert Chatbots, F*pGPT, Facebook groups, posting 3 reels per day, and “Social selling”…
❌ Plus, Hiring and Firing Ad Agencies that promise gold and glory in the form of 1M views and hordes of customers, but don’t produce results gets BORING too…
Meanwhile…
❌ Ad costs are rising.
❌ Scaling ad spend without losing ad spend is hard.
❌Competition is ruthless and breaking even is harder than ever.
Our unique advertising formula helps brands and businesses transmute attention into scalable revenue and profits.
Here’s why we’re able to utterly annihilate the results of all the agencies you’ve ever worked with (combined).
It’s because we’ve perfected our advertising formula based on a deep understanding of human psychology and dark side influence.
Profit Alchemy is understanding human nature and using ‘benevolent manipulation‘ to manufacture ‘Mass Consent‘ and force ICE COLD Traffic to take the desired actions we want them to take… faster. Like bees to honey. They just can’t help it.
With our Max ROAS formula, we don’t just run ads, we manufacture and optimize an omnipresent customer experience at every stage of the customer journey to drive hordes of leads and customers per month from cold traffic.
over the course of 10+ years we’ve developed a suite of services, custom-tailored to your business that will instantly result in:
✅ A drastic decrease in acquisition costs.
✅ Building owned media assets (don’t pay twice for the same customer!)
✅ Higher conversion rates.
✅ Increased average order values.
✅ Data-Driven Scalable ROAS.
So, when you’re ready to:
👉 Stop wasting your own time and call it quits on tedious trial and error.
👉 Stop relying and hoping on your “OnE FuNnEL AWaY.”
👉 Save yourself 15+ hours a week on micro-managing media buyers and agencies.
👉 Scale your ROAS and profits from paid advertising.
Then…
why work with us?
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Enabling owners and C-suite to focus on what matters… Growth, impact, and Profits!
The Ad Agency That Makes Advertising
Great Again and Gets Results.
Most clients come to us because they got burned by overpromising agencies. We’ll show our money where our mouth is with
our premier partnership and
balls of steel guarantee.
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Transparent communication
Stay informed with clear and direct reporting, plus everything we create is your Intellectual Property.
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ROI-Driven
Gladonmedia prioritizes profit. We make decisions based on hard data, resulting in better ROAS, Lower CPAs, more sales & profit.
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We do the copywriting
We study your customer avatar and write irresistible ad copy, (UGC) video, and VSL scripts.
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Funnels and landing
page design
We’ll design and develop custom funnels, landing pages, and pre-frame content pages like advertorials.
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converting creatives
We source and construct converting creatives from your business content library and content creators.
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Continuous testing
We’ll continuously analyze performance metrics; A/B test new ads, creatives, and assets like mad scientists to optimize for ROI.
100% RISK-FREE DOUBLE-GUARANTEE
We’ll CRUSH Your Current Agency
Like It’s Child's Play within 90 days
or you DON'T PAY us a single cent…
First, If we don’t beat your current results in 90 days we’ll keep working at no additional cost until we achieve better results.
Second, If we don’t beat your current ROAS by 20%. Again—you don’t pay.
3 reasons why we can make a balls of steel guarantee:
/1. After serving so many clients, who we’ve crushed their numbers for, we know what buttons to push to get fast results—and we’re confident in doing it for your business too.
/2. Our unique Max ROAS formula and holistic overview and understanding of the customer experience allows us to find quick wins and set up long-term growth.
/3. We’re not a churn and burn agency and cap our clients at 15 max. We cherry pick the clients we work with. This way each client gets assigned quality time. No inexperienced juniors or “set it and forget it” mentality.
Even if we do beat your current results you still won’t have to break your piggy bank to cover our fee…
In fact, working with GladonMedia doesn’t “cost” you anything!
why?
Because every cent you pay us will come from the EXTRA profit we generate for your business that you wouldn’t have made on your own.
Why are we making such an offer?
Because working with agencies today feels like a “Trial By Combat.”
You pay a hefty fee. They don’t deliver. You fire them. Repeat.
This is our way of finding dream clients in a way that we can still offer an elite concierge-like service upfront and take the risk completely on us.
TL;DR: Our risk-free offer: We’ll outperform any Agency, Freelancer, Senior Media Buyer, or Internet Marketing Guru you work with and beat your current results within our first 90 days or you don’t pay!
This means in the unlikely event that we fail to uphold our promise of crushing the ads that you’re currently running, you don’t pay us a red cent.
✅ No setup fees.
✅ No creative fees.
✅ No Management fees.
✅ No % fees or commissions.
You pay us zero, nada, nope!
Simple.
Message from the founder.
👋 Hi, I'm Mike.
“I’ve been scaling brands and profits since 2014. But you’re only as effective as the person next to you” —
Before starting GladonMedia, I worked side-by-side with all kinds of agencies for my consulting clients. This had me babysitting “big promises, no results” agencies literally 24/7.
My high-paying consulting clients near begged me to run their ads, even willing to sacrifice their firstborn child to scale their business.
I founded GM to provide hands-on, ROI-driven paid ads management for businesses looking to aggressively scale by influencing their markets’ behavior.
Today, as a boutique agency, we work with a maximum of 15 clients at a time to be able to allocate quality time to help our clients elegantly scale their advertising results.
With our average ROAS of 9.32 across all clients, we know a thing or two about scaling brands with custom-tailored advertising strategies.
Experience an elite advertising concierge that unlocks your paid traffic to its full potential. Our unique Max ROAS formula focuses on omnipresent full-funnel customer acquisition for long-term growth and domination.
We do it better than any other agency and totally crush the (💀s) numbers of your current agency like it’s child’s play.
Ready to work together?
Not yet convinced?
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Frequently Asked Questions
and answers...
What is your service fee?
Because we are the best at what we do. We get paid a base fee plus a small percentage of the additional net revenue directly attributed to us. Our base fee is calculated on your ad budget and number of ad accounts we’ll take under management for your business.
Do you offer free ad account audits?
No. You can reserve ad account audits by contacting us via the contact form. Your investment for an individual ad account audit is $497 and $669 for 3 ad accounts.
What can I expect on the discovery Call?
We’re not here to waste your time.
During our discovery call we’ll assess your business and your current situation, your desired goals, and what’s likely to hold you back from scaling your business. We’ll ask you some questions and see if we’re fit to partner up and work together.
It’s not beneficial for either party to team up if we can’t help you grow and scale.
How long are your contracts?
You don’t have to worry about being held hostage by long-term contracts. Our agreements are month to month. But we do start with an initial partnership of 3 months.
This is because we create a “90-day Fast Track” and it sometimes takes some time to create and optimize campaigns. A campaign can not drive desired results the first month while testing, then skyrocket acquisition right after when the algorithm knows who to show ads to and initial conversion optimization takes place.
In the unlikely event that we don’t uphold to your expectations, you have the right to end our partnership (and keep every asset we’ve created in your name).
Our goal is to establish long-term relationships and provide you with the best agency experience you’ve ever had.
How long will it take to get the first campaign live?
It depends on the scope of the project but generally 7-12 days.
What sets you apart from others in the industry?
Because of our deep understanding of human nature and psychology combined with a wide background mix of history and politics we can see where the current of the world is flowing towards.
Our senior advertisers are trained to think like a hedge fund manager resulting in creating the perfect ‘rainmaker’ in your business.
Through our Max ROAS Formula, we’ll be able to peer into the minds of your market and Ideal Customer Profile and create irresistible omnipresent brand assets that’ll pre-frame, indoctrinate and shape the paradigm of potential customers throughout the customer journey to fuel the growth and scale of your brand or business.
We’re also on the lookout and proactively come up with new ways to dig up hidden gold. for example how to optimize your offer/product, find new market segments, and even how you could improve your organic content for maximum social growth. If you win, we win.
We help our clients forge legacies.
- For Impact in the world.
- To provide for your family (handing it over to the next gen.)
- Or a potential (huge) exit.
Do you guarantee results?
Yes. We include a “Balls of steel” double guarantee.
First we’ll guarantee to increase your current ROAS by at least 20% within 90 days or you don’t pay.
Second, if we don’t outpull your current agency, freelancer, or in-house team we’ll keep working at no additional cost until we do.
This way all the risk is on our side and we have to work like your business is our business to be profitable.